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    Any fans out there of those Robin Askwith films from the mid 1970s? I thought that I would mention that there is nothing quite like a British-made film from the 1970s - noistalgia at its very best. Take any Carry On film, or even any sitcom movie spin-off from around that time. As I have been an adult for nearly 28 years, I feel that I am not doing anything wrong here. The film Confessions from a Holiday Camp (not Confessions of a Holiday Camp) was no doubt a relatively low budget film to work on, and the closest one can get to Best-of-British, cheap-and-cheerful "Hollywood" stars is within a Tesco Value budget variety - we mean you, Doris Hare, Bill Maynard, John Junkin and Mike "Roland's Dad" Savage, which probably means that Nicholas Owen - not the future ITN newsreader but Nicholas Bond Owen as he was credited as Tristran in George and Mildred, must have been the secret half-brother of Roland Browning from Grange Hill, and they both wore NHS glasses as well. Ironically, Owen (or Bond Owen) wouldn't have been old enough to have seen the film that he actually appeared in at the time, and he would have probably have had to waited until around 1990 at least. I actually thought that the young actor was actually Adam Rhodes who appeared as the second "Little Arthur" in Holiday on the Buses (remember that water pistol filled with blue ink?) Many comparisons can be made. Owen was enjoying playing with sand just as most kids do, and seemed to be burying on of his adult co-stars at one point.

    I have been "observing" Talking Pictures on Sky channel 328 at the latest showing of "Holiday Camp"; the satellite channels started to show the film in 1994 and Channel 5 eventually shown it on terrestrial TV in 2001. It makes the average Carry On film look like Play School - it was given an 18 in the post-1982 BBFC ratings, and yes, it does have nudity, bare bums, breasts and anything else starting with B. Cue Robin Askwith; a Jack the Lad "up to no good"; a sort of Frank Spencer type of "everything he is involved with goes wrong"; as well as being a younger version of Reg Varney with more than just a "core blimey" factor. Not to kmention future Prime Minister's Father-in-Law Anthony Booth, playing the straightman to Askwith, quite often sarcasticly grinning and showing all teeth in the process like a Cheshire cat out for revenge. Yes, his son-on-law was Tony Blair; Prime Minister by the year 2000. Askwith replaced Robin Stewart in the Bless This House film, and so when I saw the 1973 epiosde from the same series repeated in around 2006, Askwith made a guest appearance as another character, and it seemed strange when Askwith and Stewart had shared a scene together.

    I am well-aware of the adult nature of these films, and so I was seeing what I expected; 1977 was still "anything goes" territory as well as "let's take the Mickey out of Mary Whitehouse" as being the shorthand. I last saw Confessions of a Window Cleaner on Paramount and it must have been over ten years ago because I was living at my previous address at the time. The premise was no doubt very similar to Holiday on the Buses which was also set in a holiday camp; the fact that Doris Hare appeared in both films is worth noting. Askwith landed in the swimming pool at least twice, fully clothed, but the scenes that we saw were not shot in the same order as he was immediately seen straight afterwards as dry as a bone, wearing the same outfit, not to mention the flared white trousers. I have always assumed that the films were aimed at Sun newspaper readers in their 20s who like "a bit of the other" after going to the pub on a Saturday night. How about those two things at the front? Inuendo, united. Even though the film was made in the second half of the 1970s, the style and feel of the production feels closer to the start of that decade rather than end of it.

    So, there was nudity; nothing was blurred or pixelated, and that is how it should be; no "old dog, new tricks" concepts should be used here. I have to admit however, that if I was an actor, I wouldn't have minded Robin Askwith's role in this film as it would be like winning a social lottery; working with Gail Grainger or Valerie Leon-type actresses might have been like putting all your eggs in one basket but just think of the experience! I think that the majority of the humour however was from Booth's role as straightman; you know that he has enough of his associate clown and wants out, and more to the point, wonders why he wanted to appear in these series of films in the first place. Another one of the "girl hiding in the wardrobe" due to someone knocking on the door really felt so Reg Varney-ish. "Whoops, there goes my bra, for the 28th time!" And then towards the end, we went into sub-Tiswas custard pie territory, a la the Bless This House film as well. Askwith was still "at it" nearly a decade later, playing a milkman in the LWT sitcom Bottle Boys, probably only because Jim Davidson had to turn it down due to commitments with LWT's weekday counterpart, and around the same time, he attempted to do a Gordon Honeycombe impression and tried to read the TV-am News, leaving sans trousers.

    Just like anything from that time, any freakiness in hindsight goes to the datedness of the film being made and not due to the nudity of the protagonists. It was filmed in the same year that her late HM Queen Elizabeth II reached 25 years on the throne, as well as Elvis Presley taking is swan song, but never mind any Queen or King, any throne would have been in its entirety along with the chain used to flush it with afterwards. At the end of the day, it was all good fun and quite healthy to develop humour in those parts that we don't really want to discuss in the company of others. It doesn't do any harm to show oir now and again in a post-midnight slot. Oh, and I used to think that the 1970s version of Robin Askwith looked uncannily like Shaggy from Scooby Doo - that is my own opinion anyway.
    I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
    There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
    I'm having so much fun
    My lucky number's one
    Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

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    I remember occasionally seeing the Confessions films when Channel 5 had the rights, like the Carry Ons & some other sitcom films for all the sauciness they usually seemed to have an oddly naive feel about them. This was enhanced by the low budget & sometimes simplistic scripts that usually weren't trying to make a big statement.

    I used to think the On The Buses films were made a few years earlier than they actually were, as not much early 1970s pop culture was on display & they could have easily have been made in the mid-late 1960s. It was only after I got more interested on classic TV & films that I found when they were actually made.
    The Trickster On The Roof

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    • #3
      There was something either on Channel 4 or Channel 5 a few nights ago about those sort of 1970s sexual comedy films, and Robin Askwith himself appeared on it as well, not surpringly - great timing for writing this thread, methinks!
      I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
      There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
      I'm having so much fun
      My lucky number's one
      Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

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      • #4
        I remember the TV screenings of the Confessions series and other UK 70s sex comedies in the early 2000s quite well, as it was the first time I had seen them. The Confessions films were, of course, based on the novels from the very successful series authored by Christopher Wood, writing as Timothy Lea. I generally like UK films from the 70s, and the Confessions are no exception. It's inevitable that they are compared to the last few Carry ons. I don't think they are as well made, nor as funny, as the Carry ons, but have the advantage of many pretty girls showing off their charms. Askwith is good as Lea, and the rest of the cast is fine, but it's a pity that the scripts are not better. There is an 'Adventures' series of films, three in number, made around the same time as the Confessions. If anything, they are lower budget than the Askwiths, yet I do enjoy them. The first, Adventures of a Taxi Driver, starred Barry Evans and the gorgeous Adrienne Posta, who also sang the catchy title song.

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        • #5
          I must admit I quite enjoyed the Confessions of movies - particularly Driving Instructor, as I saw it with a girl I fancied at the time.
          Do you remember though how Robin Askwith tried to bring that same vibe to the small screen with Bottle Boys? Often described as the worst sit-com of all time, it featured randy milk men and the standard of humour was always along the lines of "Oh no! I forgot to give Mrs Brown at no.9 her gold top!" "Well you'd better go back and give her one then." "Phwoar, not 'arf!".

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          • #6
            Yes, Bottle Boys got a bit of a drubbing at the time and it seems to have a bad reputation now. I thought they were trying to emulate the vibe of On the Buses. To be honest, I quite enjoyed it, though I can see why it can annoy/offend.

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            • #7
              And I recall The Fast Show satirising the genre with Arthur Atkinson in Confessions of a Door to Door Cucumber Salesman!

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