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HG · 04-05-2011, 21:55

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I was only ever sick at school once and that was in church! We were practising our nativity play at the church across the road one afternoon and a bout of sickness passed through us, starting with the girl behind me who at first i thought was peeing herself when I heard the splatter on the floor. It wasn't long before I was crouched over a cardboard box saying hello again to my lunch, during the afternoon there was a steady stream of kids sent back to school after being sick.

I think it was this experience which started my life long phobia of all things vomit, it still makes my stomach turn seeing someone being sick now.

**Trickyvee** · 04-05-2011, 22:06

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I'm ok seeing others vomit now but hated it when I was younger and feared being sick myself. It might be because I wasn't sick until I was about 6 or 7. Even as a baby I never threw up and my gran always said I had a cast iron stomach as I could put any old rubbish away with no ill effects. Unfortunately I later found my nemesis in wine.

**xangeleyes** · 05-05-2011, 00:10

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To add to your sick collection, I was feeling a bit ill, so I went to the school office where I sat down and was given a bucket. After a few minutes, still feeling sick, but bored, I placed the bucket (empty) on my head, and the teacher walked in and said 'you're not really ill are you', so I was marched back.

On the way back, I felt the urge to be sick, I told her, she didn't believe me and I threw up over HER and MYSELF!

I was so embarrassed. She didn't look so happy lol, she just stood there at first lmao. Oops!

**ClaudineJones** · 05-05-2011, 00:41

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I moved to a new school when I was 7. Late on my first day and feeling really ill the headmistress took me into my new classroom and while she was introducing me to the class I was sick. She went beserk and threw me about like a ragdoll! I remember the teacher and kids looking shocked and scared.

After she'd had an hour or two to think about it she came back and called me out to the front. All the while she was telling the class that she realized she'd overreacted and we were friends now the old witch was digging her fingernails as hard as she could into the backs of my knees.

**darren** · 05-05-2011, 01:02

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Originally posted by ClaudineJones View Post

I moved to a new school when I was 7. Late on my first day and feeling really ill the headmistress took me into my new classroom and while she was introducing me to the class I was sick. She went beserk and threw me about like a ragdoll! I remember the teacher and kids looking shocked and scared.

After she'd had an hour or two to think about it she came back and called me out to the front. All the while she was telling the class that she realized she'd overreacted and we were friends now the old witch was digging her fingernails as hard as she could into the backs of my knees.

Hi Claudine.

Thats terrible where acting all nice and acting sorry and her at the same time being bad to you.

did u ever tell the rst of the class what was really doing to you while being sorry.

**ClaudineJones** · 05-05-2011, 15:38

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Hi Darren,
No I never told anyone. Everyone else seemed to think it was a one-off aberration and that she was lovely. She wasn't.

**n3llyo** · 09-05-2011, 15:26

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it wasnt actually myself that did it but i was there when it happened

a friend of mine had some bangers (fireworks) he lit one in a class with the intention of throwing it out of the window but the window was closed for a start and the fuse was shorter then we expected before he could do anything it just went off in his hand we just stood there creased up with laughter with the exploded firework still smoking in his hand and the class room blackened with smoke it was like a scene from the road runner when the dynamite goes off and the coyote is left standing there with a blackened face a a stream of smoke is rising from a flattened dynamite stick
we both got a right grilling from the headmaster for our stupidity (rightly so) and had several days of detention to think about are sillyness
but even now over 30 years later i often burst out laughing when picturing him standing there with this surprised expression and singed eyebrows and waffs of smoke from his still outstretched fist

disclaimer.....there are of course horror stories of kids being burnt and horribly injured so i dont condone playing with fire works

**marilynd04** · 13-05-2011, 17:08

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some one in our class - shall remain nameless - taped the phone to the ceiling - so when it rang (usually from the school office) the teacher looked really puzzled and couldnt see the phone above her head - you had to be there to appreciate it.

**80sChav** · 01-07-2011, 16:41

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I guess the siliest thing I did was once after PE kept my Trakkies on but put on the Tracksuit Top too(which was my Coat0, got aright rollocking for it! Kids 2day would find this no object I guess!

**darren** · 16-07-2011, 00:29

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worst thing i did was well its more embarrassing actually.

when i was in home economics my button flew off my trousers and down they came,thing was i was commando but i quickly pulled them up with a beetroot coloured face and the lady teacher sewed it on.

**shazzabanazza** · 16-07-2011, 03:00