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Re: Tell us a joke
I know - I couldn't resist.Originally posted by Caitlyn View Post
Don't worry though - I did a Nottingham Forest joke earlier in the thread.I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
I'm having so much fun
My lucky number's one
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Re: Tell us a joke
A brunette went to the doctor's.Originally posted by Caitlyn View Post
"Doctor, it hurts all over my body!"
"Show me where."
She touches various parts and says "Here, here, here etc."
"Did you use to be blonde?"
"Yes! How on earth did you guess?"
"You've broken your finger!"
Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas - go figure!
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Re: Tell us a joke
If there are 317 Conservative seats, 232 Labour seats, 12 Liberal Democrat seats, 54 Nationalist seats etc in the House of Commons, how many seats are Green?
The answer is all of them!
(It's because that is the colour of the benches of course!)I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
I'm having so much fun
My lucky number's one
Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!Comment
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Re: Tell us a joke
Exactly - I have lived here all my life as well.Originally posted by Caitlyn View PostI've everything I need to keep me satisfied
There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
I'm having so much fun
My lucky number's one
Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!Comment
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Re: Tell us a joke
I havent talked to my wife in three weeks.
why.
I didnt want to interrupt here.Comment
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Re: Tell us a joke
I can't get over my wife! I have to get up and go round!
Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas - go figure!Comment
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Ejector seat?...your jokin!Comment
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Re: Tell us a joke
Funny coz it's true (pt2)Originally posted by zabadak View PostI can't get over my wife! I have to get up and go round!Ejector seat?...your jokin!Comment
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Re: Tell us a joke
What do you give an elephant with diahoera?
Plenty of space!Ejector seat?...your jokin!Comment
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Re: Tell us a joke
Probably because of those two humps that get in the way?Originally posted by zabadak View PostI can't get over my wife! I have to get up and go round!
(That's a joke in itself, methinks...)I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
I'm having so much fun
My lucky number's one
Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!Comment
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Re: Tell us a joke
Careful George or Heather will bite yer legs off!Originally posted by George 1978 View PostEjector seat?...your jokin!Comment
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I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
I'm having so much fun
My lucky number's one
Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!Comment
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I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
I'm having so much fun
My lucky number's one
Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!Comment
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