Caption Contest

[catflap]

Hope that's his rifle butt prodding me in the back...

[catflap]

Hmm - I didn't think the NRA initiation ceremony would be like this?

[Cartimand]

Ape1: So I was down the Monkey Bar last night and the waitress screamed "Does anyone know CPR?"
Ape2: What happened?
Ape1: I said I know C, P, R and most of the rest of the alphabet too - and everyone laughed, except for the poor chimp who choked to death on his banana!
Charlton Heston: Groan... .

PS. I reckon Catflap's witty suggestion above is the winner!

[Semi42]

Charlton Heston. “Why have you gibbon me this to wear?”
Urko “ it’s an Ape-ron”

[Cartimand]

Ape 1: Here, you'll like this one. Why did the human fall out of the tree?
Ape2: I dunno.
Ape 1: 'Cos it was dead. Haw, haw, haw!
Charlton Heston: Please just kill me now.

[Cartimand]

Ape: "Go on - do that famous yell of yours."
Charlton Heston: "For the last friggin' time I am NOT Tarzan!"

[catflap]

Time for a new one methinks. From one of my favourite series:

[Cartimand]

Time for a new one methinks. From one of my favourite series:

Ellie: Oh my God, David! I thought aliens were meant to be little green men?
David: Get real babe! This is the Cold War and TV shows have a duty to scare the public into panicking about these under their beds.

[catflap]

You know when you've been Tango'd

[catflap]

Hi I'm your architect David Vincent... I just wanted to go over the plans for your kitchen extension because your Aga is in a dangerous position. Oh. Never mind....

[Cartimand]

Quick! Throw on the brown paint, then this alien really will be "marooned" on Earth.

[catflap]

See my dear, this is what happens if you drink too much Lucozade.

[catflap]

Sorry to burst in - didn't realise you were changing.

[Semi42]

This must be the first time a woman has been reddy before me

[Cartimand]

I know your planet is dying but, in another 50 years, you really wouldn't want to live here on Earth - trust me!