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  • #31
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    Passing businessman: "Hey! Did you know your Spacehopper's only got one horn?"
    Woman: "Why do you think I've got this smile on my face?....."

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    • #32
      Hey girl....next time wear some knickers!!! , that thing aint pretty!
      Ejector seat?...your jokin!

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      • #33
        Argos reveal the future of green transport after the demise of the C5

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        • #34
          Introducing new portable loos - privacy not included.
          I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
          There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
          I'm having so much fun
          My lucky number's one
          Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
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            Wanna come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?"

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            • #36
              "Following concerns that two Navy gunboats would prove ineffective against the French flotilla, Boris deploys the bouncing bombshells to Jersey."

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
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                Wahey! Just landed a job as a nightclub bouncer!"
                It's been a week, so anyone else care to post a suitable photo for the next round?

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                • #38
                  How about this one:

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                  • #39
                    So with delivery that will be 575,000 and 49 pee
                    Ejector seat?...your jokin!

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                    • #40
                      “Now with this colossal computing power, we now have the ability to display and scroll lots of swear words all over the TV screen”

                      10 print “turd tit knob “
                      20 goto 10

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                      • #41
                        You can buy now and pay February 2000.
                        I've everything I need to keep me satisfied
                        There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind
                        I'm having so much fun
                        My lucky number's one
                        Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!

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                        • #42
                          No I don't recommend using "beef stew" as your login password - it's just not stroganoff.

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                          • #43
                            You realise that by replying "Yes" to "I have read and agree to the terms and conditions" we have just invented the biggest lie in the whole universe.

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                            • #44
                              "Bloody newfangled microwaves...they'll never catch on y'know!"

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                              • #45
                                Yes, it can beat most people at chess, but it's not so hot at kick boxing.

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