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  • Hope that's his rifle butt prodding me in the back...

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    • Hmm - I didn't think the NRA initiation ceremony would be like this?

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      • Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
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        Ape1: So I was down the Monkey Bar last night and the waitress screamed "Does anyone know CPR?"
        Ape2: What happened?
        Ape1: I said I know C, P, R and most of the rest of the alphabet too - and everyone laughed, except for the poor chimp who choked to death on his banana!
        Charlton Heston: Groan... .


        PS. I reckon Catflap's witty suggestion above is the winner!

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        • Charlton Heston. “Why have you gibbon me this to wear?”
          Urko “ it’s an Ape-ron”

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          • Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
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            Ape 1: Here, you'll like this one. Why did the human fall out of the tree?
            Ape2: I dunno.
            Ape 1: 'Cos it was dead. Haw, haw, haw!
            Charlton Heston: Please just kill me now.


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            • Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
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              Ape: "Go on - do that famous yell of yours."
              Charlton Heston: "For the last friggin' time I am NOT Tarzan!"


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              • Time for a new one methinks. From one of my favourite series:

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                • Originally posted by catflap View Post
                  Time for a new one methinks. From one of my favourite series:

                  Ellie: Oh my God, David! I thought aliens were meant to be little green men?
                  David: Get real babe! This is the Cold War and TV shows have a duty to scare the public into panicking about these under their beds.

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                  • You know when you've been Tango'd

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                    • Hi I'm your architect David Vincent... I just wanted to go over the plans for your kitchen extension because your Aga is in a dangerous position. Oh. Never mind....

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                      • Originally posted by catflap View Post

                        Quick! Throw on the brown paint, then this alien really will be "marooned" on Earth.

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                        • See my dear, this is what happens if you drink too much Lucozade.

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                          • Sorry to burst in - didn't realise you were changing.

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                            • This must be the first time a woman has been reddy before me

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                              • Originally posted by catflap View Post
                                I know your planet is dying but, in another 50 years, you really wouldn't want to live here on Earth - trust me!

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