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  • Originally posted by catflap View Post

    Aliens are red.
    Planet Earth is blue.
    I'd buqqer off home if I were you.

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    • Originally posted by Cartimand View Post

      I know your planet is dying but, in another 50 years, you really wouldn't want to live here on Earth - trust me!
      Brilliant!

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      • I'd turn red too if I'd been caught with my pinky out in front of a lady!


        (you probably need to know the series well to get that one )

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          You think you've got problems girl?
          Every month, when it's not a full Moon, I turn into Oliver Reed!

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            You don't know a good tailor do you? - the way I go through shirts...

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              Don't call me a werewolf you racist!

              I prefer the term 'Hirsute Lycan' myself.

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              • Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
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                Grandma! What big tee ... nah! let's face it, you ain't fooling no-one.

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                • “I told you you I’d get mad if you called me Bungle again”

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                  • Originally posted by Cartimand View Post
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                    Oh come on babe, do it for me. Just the nurse's outfit and then a shower.

                    - No Wolfie. And for the last time, I refuse to indulge your fantasies about Jenny Agutter.

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                    • mmmm... Jenny Agutter....

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                      • How about a seasonal one....?

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                        • [QUOTE=catflap;n288107]How about a seasonal one....?

                          Your wish .....




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                          This experience condemned the poor girl to a lifetime of Claus-trophobia.
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                          • "Before you touch the reins, please use this hand-santa-izer"

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                            • Just carry this one kid you said - now here I am, 4270 rides later!

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                              • Originally posted by Cartimand View Post



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                                Girl: I don't like it mummy. It's all hairy and smelly!
                                Bad Santa: Oi! That's no way to talk about my ***.

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