Caption Contest

[Cartimand]

Aliens are red.
Planet Earth is blue.
I'd buqqer off home if I were you.

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I know your planet is dying but, in another 50 years, you really wouldn't want to live here on Earth - trust me!

Brilliant!

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I'd turn red too if I'd been caught with my pinky out in front of a lady!


(you probably need to know the series well to get that one )

[Cartimand]

You think you've got problems girl?
Every month, when it's not a full Moon, I turn into Oliver Reed!

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You don't know a good tailor do you? - the way I go through shirts...

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Don't call me a werewolf you racist!

I prefer the term 'Hirsute Lycan' myself.

[Cartimand]

Grandma! What big tee ... nah! let's face it, you ain't fooling no-one.

[Semi42]

“I told you you I’d get mad if you called me Bungle again”

[Cartimand]

Oh come on babe, do it for me. Just the nurse's outfit and then a shower.

- No Wolfie. And for the last time, I refuse to indulge your fantasies about Jenny Agutter.

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mmmm... Jenny Agutter....

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How about a seasonal one....?

[Cartimand]

[QUOTE=catflap;n288107]How about a seasonal one....?

Your wish .....





This experience condemned the poor girl to a lifetime of Claus-trophobia.

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"Before you touch the reins, please use this hand-santa-izer"

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Just carry this one kid you said - now here I am, 4270 rides later!

[Cartimand]

Girl: I don't like it mummy. It's all hairy and smelly!
Bad Santa: Oi! That's no way to talk about my ***.