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Caitlyn replied

19-09-2018, 16:40
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by Donald the Great View Post

I havent talked to my wife in three weeks.

why.

I didnt want to interrupt here.

Classic x
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George 1978 replied

19-09-2018, 16:11
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by tex View Post

What do you give an elephant with diahoera?

I would suggest a spellchecker.
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George 1978 replied

19-09-2018, 16:10
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by tex View Post

Careful George or Heather will bite yer legs off!

Should have put it in the Carry On thread.
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tex replied

19-09-2018, 14:16
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by George 1978 View Post

Probably because of those two humps that get in the way?

(That's a joke in itself, methinks...)

Careful George or Heather will bite yer legs off!
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George 1978 replied

19-09-2018, 14:07
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by zabadak View Post

I can't get over my wife! I have to get up and go round!

Probably because of those two humps that get in the way?

(That's a joke in itself, methinks...)
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tex replied

19-09-2018, 13:59
Re: Tell us a joke

What do you give an elephant with diahoera?

Plenty of space!
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tex replied

19-09-2018, 13:56
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by zabadak View Post

I can't get over my wife! I have to get up and go round!

Funny coz it's true (pt2)
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tex replied

19-09-2018, 13:55
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by Donald the Great View Post

I havent talked to my wife in three weeks.

why.

I didnt want to interrupt here.

Funny coz it's true.
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zabadak replied

19-09-2018, 13:43
Re: Tell us a joke

I can't get over my wife! I have to get up and go round!
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Donald the Great replied

19-09-2018, 12:51
Re: Tell us a joke

I havent talked to my wife in three weeks.

why.

I didnt want to interrupt here.
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George 1978 replied

19-09-2018, 11:31
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by Caitlyn View Post

Notting who... ?

Exactly - I have lived here all my life as well.
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Caitlyn replied

19-09-2018, 07:21
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by George 1978 View Post

I know - I couldn't resist.

Don't worry though - I did a Nottingham Forest joke earlier in the thread.

Notting who... ?
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George 1978 replied

19-09-2018, 04:14
Re: Tell us a joke

If there are 317 Conservative seats, 232 Labour seats, 12 Liberal Democrat seats, 54 Nationalist seats etc in the House of Commons, how many seats are Green?
The answer is all of them!

(It's because that is the colour of the benches of course!)
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zabadak replied

17-09-2018, 13:24
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by Caitlyn View Post

Love this but the women's a brunette.

A brunette went to the doctor's.

"Doctor, it hurts all over my body!"

"Show me where."

She touches various parts and says "Here, here, here etc."

"Did you use to be blonde?"

"Yes! How on earth did you guess?"

"You've broken your finger!"
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George 1978 replied

17-09-2018, 00:04
Re: Tell us a joke

Originally posted by Caitlyn View Post

Easy there my man... I'm a Goon.

I know - I couldn't resist.

Don't worry though - I did a Nottingham Forest joke earlier in the thread.
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