Caption Contest

[Cartimand]

Just a thought, how about a monthly (or quarterly) DYR Caption Contest?
Perhaps the mods can find a suitably retro photo and forumists submit their witty ideas, with the winner decided by votes and the prize is the right to submit the next photo?

Here's one to start you off (mouseover or double-click on photo to display my caption).

[Cartimand]

Just noticed that we do have a "Suggestions" thread and maybe I should have posted my idea there.
Can it be moved, mods?

[Semi42]

“duty free on Skaro is cheap, got a good deal on these low tar(dis)”

[Cartimand]

"Excuse me human. Is this Planet of the Vapes?"

[Heather74]

I've moved this back to fun and games as it already seems to have taken off.

[Cartimand]

Human: "Blimey! I didn't know Cybermen smoked!"
Cyberman: "I do alcohol, cigarettes and marijuana - but at cocaine I draw the line...."

[Cartimand]

"Not my fault if the bloody patches won't stick!"

[Cartimand]

"If you want to avoid passive smoking, then don't stand so close to that hose at my rear."

No-one else interested in having a go or submitting a new photo?

[Heather74]

"If you want to avoid passive smoking, then don't stand so close to that hose at my rear."

No-one else interested in having a go or submitting a new photo?

Maybe you should select a winner? then see if they would like to post the next photo to caption, then after a week that poster selects their winner and so on...

[Cartimand]

Maybe you should select a winner? then see if they would like to post the next photo to caption, then after a week that poster selects their winner and so on...

Hi Heather. That would be a little narcissistic, given that there's only me still posting!

Will try one more:

Cyberman: "I've cut down to 20 a day"
Smirking human: "Really?"
Cyberman: (zaps smirking human) "OK, make that 21".

[Semi42]

Ok cartimand, you win, post the next photo
the non sticking patches one did it for me

[Cartimand]

Cheers Semi42!

OK, how about:



"Sir Clive invents the invisible gun."

[tex]

Why is it everything i order on e bay is half the size i thought it was?

[Semi42]

My invention is WAYYYY better than Dysons

[Cartimand]

"Here's one I made earlier".