Caption Contest

[catflap]

I don't want to worry you, but those 3 units behind us seem to be edging closer...

[catflap]

Let me show you how you insert your floppy - you'll need a decent amount of RAM.

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We call this the Mos Eisley key - it's the Space Bar.

[George 1978]

Tomorrow's World - Yesterday's Technology

[Cartimand]

"Yes, the Scapegoat Q5000 is our most popular model. The buttons, tapes, beeps and flashing lights don't actually do anything, but we sell it to loads of companies so they can blame all their c0ck-ups on it."

[Cartimand]

"So, we entered all of your personal responses into our computer dating program and now, when I press this key, the computer will determine your ideal partner."
(Presses Enter key)
"Oh dear. The computer seems to be displaying a picture of your right hand ...."

[Semi42]

“This randomiser program has written the lyrics for the UK’s 2021 Eurovision song, it’s bound to be a winner!”

[Cartimand]

A week's passed. Fancy another photo?





"Oh sh*t! I thought it was Milk Tray that gives you Wiiiings!"

[Semi42]

I wish Captain Birdseye would refrain from home delivery

[Cartimand]

"My hobby of cliff diving over busy waterways has resulted in me going through many hard ships in life!"

[W1 Rover]

"Sod it.....forgot to pack the chocs!"

[Cartimand]

"Lemmings always was my favourite game"

[tex]

Mmm, this is a popular game on many forums but usually a winner is chosen by the poster and he/she posts the next photo...just sayin.

[Cartimand]

My initial suggestion was either the forum admin team choose a winner, or the number of Likes could be counted but, as no-one ever seems to use that feature that didn't work. So, after a period of inactivity, I ended up posting a couple more photos just to keep the thread alive.

[catflap]

If no-one minds me posting again, here's a new one to have a go at. We should keep this post alive - it's fun reading all your captions!