Caption Contest

[Rottnlove]

"No, I don't have the receipt or my ID, no pockets in this outfit. Even though I don't have my wallet, I promise this hat rack is not stolen."

[Semi42]

“You’d better see to those two old ladies over there sarge, one has had a stroke , the other couldn’t reach”

[Cartimand]

"I caught this guy sneaking in without a ticket Sarge."
"Have you searched him to make sure?"
"Errm .... maybe I was mistaken, Sarge. OK. Off you go son. Just don't do it again..."

[W1 Rover]

"Nasty... surprising what can get caught in those old turnstiles"

[Cartimand]

No sarge, that's not my truncheon - and I think he is pleased to see us.

[Cartimand]

Stan: "Hey girls, I see you're wearing the new uniform with the quarantine skirts."
Clippie: "Why do you call them that Stan?"
Stan: "Cos we can't wait for them to be lifted."
Bob: "Bwa ha ha!"

[Cartimand]

Clippie: "So why did you become a bus driver, Stan?"
Stan: "To overcome my fear"
Clippie: "You were scared of driving?"
Stan: "No - of dying alone!"
Bob: "Bwa ha ha!"

[Cartimand]

Stan: "Gor blimey what a day!"
Clippie: "What's up Stan?"
Stan: "First my mother-in-law gets hit by a bus and now Blakey says they might sack me because of it!"
Bob: "Bwa ha ha!"

[Semi42]

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Stan: "They say one day these things will be all electric!"
Clippie: "Gor! That’ll be sumfink!”
Stan: "Na, it’ll never ‘appen, we ain’t never gonna get extension leads long enough !"
Bob: "Bwa ha ha!"

[Cartimand]

Stan: "Well what d'yer reckon Bob - isn't it time we got on board with their double-deckers?"
Bob: "Phwooaarr not 'arf! Bwa ha ha!"

[Moonraker]

Carter: You know guv, they say smoking is bad for you.
Reagan: So is w------, but that hasn't stopped you.

[Cartimand]

I'm warning you human. If you don't wipe that smirk off your face, I'll show you what cyber-bullying really means.

[Cartimand]

Pssst.... wanna make some money on the side?
I know a couple of blokes called Patterson and Gimlin who would like to borrow your costume when we've finished filming for the day.

[catflap]

Ape1: So what sort of suit was Sir looking for?
Ape2: We have this rather sporty brown number here.... that is very Sir!
Ape1: Have you ever monkeyed around sir?
Ape2: Ooh! - suit you sir!

[W1 Rover]

Most becoming sir, most becoming!
Could I possibly interest you in one of our Maison Galen store cards?